Gas, Gas pain is how I know that I have made the right choice with my new job. Every time I do nights I have awful gas pain. I cant fart it away, sometimes I cant fart at all. Everytime I go to work at about 4am my stomach turns and rumbles and the gas can be felt.
Its pretty funny actually to know that you have made the right decision about your life based on such a simple bodily function like gas. But my body is rebellling from being awake at crazy hours. It likes to sleep at night and be awake in the day. This is the way nature intended- I feel for all my friends that do the shift work as I know what you go through. But for now 4 years of nights and gas pain this girl has reached her limit.
Just another simple confirmation that I have made a good choice. Plus the other news that hit the nursing station last night: the part time schdule is changing. We now do like 2 complete weekends in some way either like a few partials or just two stright weekends in 9 weeks. Someone has decided that we need to work more weekends to balance out the schdule so they have proposed that part timers do 6 partial weekends out of 9. People were in an up roar frekaing out. I merely smiled sipped my water and felt relief to not have to worry of such things.
Anyway Im on my last day sleep!! I have my last night shift tonight and my last day on friday. So for now Im taking me and my unrelenting gas pain to bed. It should be gone by the time I get up, only to begin its nasty cycle again tonight.. except that this time I will have the last laugh as there will be no more nights to rear its ugly gasy head!! Gas 1, Cherie 2 I win ha ha!
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