Pregnancy Perks

I have been waiting for the day when I would be in a class of privileged people. Millionaires have special clubs, stores like Cosco where its members only shopping, threes first class on airplanes, special "enhanced" change rooms at the gym. Now I can finally say that I am part of a group. Today at Toys R us there was little parking to be had as I went searching for gifts for Olivia and Josh. I looked to the left and the right and there was no parking... wait that is there was no parking for "regular" people. I look up and there is the answer to both my desire to be part of a group and to not park a mile away. The expectant mothers parking it was like a light was shining down from heaven directly in front of the door to the store. For a moment I felt guilt. Thinking no I cant park here, but then I thought about it and realized hey I'm 4.5 months I'm expectant if that doesn't count I don't know what does. So I pulled and parked with pride. Yes folks you may get stretch marks, you may not sleep well, go through painful labour and have a baby- but its all worth it if not for the child then for the expectant mother parking!