This is a symbol of my youth, for any of you out there that doubted that I was getting on in years now that Im approaching the big 3-0 this blog is for you!
Let me give you a recount of my weekend:
Friday: Friday morning I went to work at the office, then I came home slept for 2 hours and went to the hospital to work a night shift. I thought to myself I can do this Im still young! Plus I will get a sleep break on nights... well of course it was so damn busy we did not stop all night. So I got off at 7:30 am
Sat: I leave the hospital go home shower and Barry and I head to Canada's wonderland, having an hour nap in the car, then I travel the far reaches of wonderland - might I add carrying an arm full of toys that Barry kept winning for me- how cute is that! Now if he could only take that luck to the lotto I would be thrilled! Anyway a funnel cake, sore feet and 2 big toys later we leave wonderland. I get home at 8:30pm shower and head over to Julias for a night of party fun!! That night started with wine and talk and proceed to dancing till 3am at Good ol Willy's place! Thats right after having last slept a full night on thursday I was dancing the night away till 3am! I had the help of Jose and my good friend Jacob to get me through, and they enjoyed every minute of it!!!
So as Im sure your all aware there are a few distinct personalities that any person will find at the bar, you dont have to look hard, often they will be right in your face. Allow me to explain:
1. The Drunk older man: Drunk older man tends to have alot of facial hair, and is showing the signs of years of smoking. He tends to slurr his words and think that he can talk to any women who walks by him. He believes that muttering his words he sounds like a hot guy who will suceed in picking up women. Example Saturday night we met this gentleman, We are walking by and he says to me blah mutter mutter. I say Im sorry I dont know what you said. Julia and Missy also take a turn at trying to decode davinci himself. Finaly he puts his arms around us in a huddle and says "ladies what are we gonna do about it all" We all look at each other in complete confusion and then walk away leaving drunk older man to mutter to other some lucky lady.
2. The Drunk Younger Guy: Drunk younger guy unlike drunk older guy at least smells a degree or 2 better. However the annoying thing about drunk younger guy is that he does not mutter he comes up to you boldly and starts dancing against you and around you in order to show you that even though hes drunk hes still got the moves! Note: drunk guys is often unaware the he dances like Elaine from Seinfeld. Example: Missy is dancing next to me when this guy comes out of nowhere grinds behind her then grabs hold of a country like barrel thats placed on the dance floor and dances with it like a poll with his ass in our general direction. Sadly drunk younger guy was followed by apologetic girlfriend who said how sorry she was that we had to witness that.
3. Finally there is Drunk girl: Drunk girl is generlly a nice normal member of society that once she gets a few drinks in her completely takes on a who new personality. Drunk girl thinks she can sing, dance and basically look sexy no matter what she does. She will often engage in embarassing behaviour that will result in large regrett later. Many of us have had a morph experience into the drunk girl. Drunk girl tends to happen somewhere between, an elegant glass of wine and licking salt off the bar for whats supposed to be "just one more shot of tequilla" Take for example the girl at the bar "trish" Trish spent the night jumping up on the stage where the band was playing trying to dance with the band, and sing along with the band.. may I say sing very badly! Towards the end of the night she proceeded to dance on tables, and be asked by bar staff to get down, she would listen for to seconds and then start jumping up and down like a bunny rabit to the beat of the music. You may wonder how I know that her name was "trish" Well as we were leaving Trish was being dragged out by her friends when we reached our car. Trish was behind our car carrying on with her friends and some other drunk young guys (see description above). They seemed to be oblivious to the fact that we wanted to leave. So finally My dear friend Missy got out of the car and said very calmy can you guys move. Then drunk girl yells in a slurred voice "Im Trish" Missy responds with "I dont care - move out of the way" AH yes and as Trish and friends moved one of the drunk young guys proceeded to moon us. Sadly a drunk Julia was dissappointed that she had missed the white full moon. To bad Julia I will make sure you see the moon next time! Bellow is a picture that many of my readers will recall! Yup a classic example of Drunk girls on the prowl!!!
Anyway It goes to show ya you might be 29 going on 30 but realy its all a state of mind and from where I sit ladies and gentlemen- I still got it!! oh Yeah!
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