Once upon a time on an island in the sea there was a girl and her husband on vacation. They spend their days on the beach and their evenings taking in the local events. One night the lovely couple decided to go out to dinner to one of the local resturants. At dinner the waiter brought some wine for the two to enjoy. However the husband said "gee I dont drink wine" so the wife being the kind and generous women did not want to put it to waste so she said "why I will drink your wine" the husband replied "but wife you have your own wine to drink" The wife with a happy glint replied "dont you worry about me I can drink them both no problem". So the couple had a nice dinner full of wine and talk and food and more wine. Finally by the end of the meal the wife noticed that perhaps she was not as steady on her feet as she had been "oh" she exclaimed "I think I may have had a glass to many". On they went back to their room with a light hearted step and lots of laughs.
The couple arrive back at the room and the wife by this time was quite shall we say "happy" So for some reason that Im sure at the time made perfect sense the wife decided to crawl inside the closet and sit down when her husband asked " why are you in the closet dear wife?" she exclaimed "cause I want to explore, Im like Dora the explora" Yes yes you can see how this makes perfect sense right?
As the night progressed the wife found herself less and less interested in sitting up talking and more intrigued by the floor below her.... and the rest they say is history.
A picture is worth a thousand words...... someone pass the tylenol.
4 comments:
More wine please?
Will you EVER learn? simple answer, no!
Question: if you were Dora does that make Barry, Boots?
Oh lord, that is SERIOULSY classic. Made my day!!!!! The floor is my favorite place to sleep too!!!!
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