Have you ever had a favorite pair of pajamas? You know the ones I'm talking about, they have been worn thin, they have holes everywhere and are perhaps the most god awful tackiest things that you can ever been seen in (but are not as you wear them in secret shame). Well I have a confession to make: I am one of these pj owners.
Tonight while out with friends my lovely husband outted my misfit pajamas and let all know of there shame. So I have decided instead of slinking in silent fear and shame that I will share with the world my shame: I have this night shirt its grey, its cotton and not at all attractive to anyone. The best or should I say one of its best features is the bears. There is a picture of bears on the front. No not just ordinary bears but rapping bears, bears that have baseball hats t-shirts and have blanked out swear words over top of them. Its other desirable quality is the number of holes in it. There are holes in most places (although can get away with decentness if wearing a blanket to cover in moments of unexpected pop in visits from friends!!) It is a strange arrangement I will admit but you must understand they are soooo comfortable! How can something that feels so good be so wrong. Now I do realize that this blog is called "newlyweds" therefore its almost sinful to think of a newlywed in her nasty old night shirt circa 1990. However I think that if you see that its merely a statement of art- you will see that the night shirt is a thing of rare and unique beauty perhaps even splendor!!
Anyway if you stay tuned I will be posting a picture of the night shirt. I will no longer hide in the dark, in shame I want to shout from the roof tops: I love my rapper bears night shirt! I'm not ashamed world! Watch out!! its coming to a blog near you!!!!!!!!!!! Good night the bears and I are tired.
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